Bully Sticks

Once, at a Brentwood pet shop while I was buying Lulu's first collar, a Bully Stick display at the counter prompted me to purchase one for each of the pups for the car ride home. Little did I know, that quick impulse buy turned into one of the greatest discoveries I've ever made. These things keep the dogs busy for a long time. They are made with 100% beef and are recommended treats for them... but they can get pretty pricey in the pet stores.

So tonight I decided to look them up on eBay. ..

No one told me they were Bull Penises! They are 100% naturally preserved, low-fat, non-additive penises that are freeze dried. Then that got me thinking... they come in 3", 6", 12", and even 36".... hmmmmm....

They even come in a braided variety... what kind of pansy-ass bulls... ???

And I read that the "premium" bully sticks come from virgin bulls. How would they KNOW!?