The Last Supper

Wow. I just re-read my previous post... I had a LOT to eat for dinner last night!

This is it. No more. Time to get serious about Hawaii. I have a tiny little dress to fit in for my auntie's wedding. I gotta get bikini ready. No more late night binge-eating. From now on, it's either the gym or Pilates every day.

Well, maybe not today. Today shouldn't count because I didn't even have that much to eat today. Just a ham+cheese bagel (AKA "the usual" at the bagelworks cafe downstairs) and a vitamin water. Surely I deserve a dinner. Maybe I'll just eat a light dinner, like fish. Or fish and chips! Oooh, and a side of popcorn shrimp...

Birthday Feast

Thank you to everyone who came out to celebrate my birthday- and no thanks to those of you who tried to get me drunk.

This year I celebrated at Yi Cuisine. On the relaxed corner of Fairfax & Third, this newly renovated restaurant screamed Feng Shui. There was a large zen-like waterfall at the entrance, and many more lined the walls of the dining room. An airy entrance-way led to the atrium enclosed between the main dining room and the bar/lounge. Famed chef Rodelio Aglibot (formerly of Koi on La Cienega) created his own retreat for complex Asian (all types of asian- there were even 2 "Indonesian" dishes on the menu!) cuisine accented with French technique.

The food was delicious. Usually when going to an Asian Fusion restaurant I don't anticipate leaving with a full stomach, but being the first time I visited Yi, we made sure to order more than enough so we can get a taste of all the goodies on the menu. So here goes my first food review ~.~

We started with the tuna tartare which was served on top of a cube of deep-fried rice. The fresh fish had a delicate taste and was counterbalanced well with the sweetness of the rice. A matching dish, the kobe beef on rice krispie was another taste-buds-pleasing treat with melt-in-your-mouth kobe beef. Unfortunately, the wok-fried kobe beef entree was a bit disappointing, as the quality of the beef seemed to be inferior to the previous appetizer. Going on with the appetizers, we also tried the rock shrimp, as it was our waiter's favorite, and it was so delish I ordered an extra plate to share with the rest of the table. (Hey- it was my birthday, of course I got to try everything first!) The taste is very reminiscent of Chinese fried shrimp with mayonaise but this one didn't taste as fatty as chinese ones do. The rock shrimp was also fried to perfection before adding the sauce so there was just a hint of crispiness. This was my favorite dish.

The chef's special for the night, we also had an extra large helping of foie gras... which unfortunately was a big disappointment. It was breaded with Japanese breadcrumbs and deep fried and served on top of a bed of sweet rice and an ultra-sweet red sauce. The foie gras was completely over-cooked, which made it taste more like chicken liver, and the sauces overpowered the flavor completely, leaving a sticky sweet taste in your mouth and the question "How old is this foie gras?"

Another disappointment was the garlic noodles which aimed to be "better than Crustacean's." For one thing, it's not nearly as oily, which is a bad thing! ;) Also, it tasted more like spaghetti than noodles and was too dry, with all the flavor at the bottom of the bowl. Jabin said it best when he said "it tastes like supermie (instant noodles), except my supermie is better because of the MSG!" On a brighter note, the garlic fried rice wasn't half bad.

I also tried the crab-cake crusted ahi tuna, which cost a whopping $22 but was worth only about $4. He should have stuck to making crab cakes. Again, the flavor of the sauces (in this case, wasabi~ which they should have warned us on the menu) overpowered the taste of the seafood. I didn't taste any crab, although I couldn't complain about the ahi. Overall, this dish was okay, but not worth the money.

The rib-eye, (at $48 a dish) was sliced into thin slices and served with a brown sauce. I don't know what was in the sauce, but it tasted like a bad combination of hoisin and vinegar. The quality of the meat was also a disappointment, we'll stick to Mastro's for steak.

But the winning dish of the evening was the Black Cod. Marinated to perfection, and served with perfect texture, if I ever return I will definitely order the black cod. Also one of the side dishes caught my attention, a simple bowl of mashed potatoes.

And on a last note- if you are planning a small party where everybody is expecting to be fed a lot of food and drink and be merry, this is not the place to go. The portions are small and the menu can be difficult to order from for large groups (as the appetizers and entrees are all mixed up by styles of cooking, so everyone is confused as to what to order). However, if you're on a date and looking for a trendy night on the town, this place is perfect. Just don't expect too much from the lounge, since it is as dead as the bathroom decor. And it's a good idea to ask the waiter for his recommendations and stick to those, don't be brave and try the other things on the menu! Oh, and skip dessert.

Last..

Last Cigarette: Never.

Last Alcoholic Drink: Glass of wine at home during a weekend BBQ

Last Car Ride: On the way home from dinner at Sushi Mac

Last Kiss: Just got one from Lulu when she woke up.

Last Good Cry: Probably during my last PMS...

Last Library Book: Wow. Cerritos Library, can't think that far back... probably a Sweet Valley High book =P

Last book bought: Shopaholic & Sister / Sophie Kinsella

Last Book Read: It's on my list <--

Last Movie Seen in Theatres: The Village

Last Cuss Word Uttered: Probably crap or poop. I don't get any more vulgar than that. muhahaha.

Last Beverage Drank: Vitamin Water : Essential

Last Food Consumed: Too many orders of $2.50 sushi at Sushi Mac. Oh wait. I ate hazelnut cookies afterward. Oh wait. I had some Sour Punch straws after :P

Last Crush: Orlando Bloom

Last Phone Call: One of my sisters, I forget which one.

Last TV Show Watched: Days of our Lives (Every night before bed)

Last Time Showered: This morning

Last Shoes Worn: flip flops

Last CD Played: my hip-hop compilation CD from Endra.. (Lean baaaack....)

Last Item Bought: A peach top, a short sleeved sweater, olive gaucho pants, and a pink leather bag @ the GAP.

Last Download: The update to Ad-Aware

Last Annoyance: Moley and Lulu just rampaged through the living room and knocked down all the vases! Grrrr!~

Last Disappointment: When I found out my sisters haven't bought my birthday presents yet. Double grrr!!

Last Soda Drank: Swedish strawberry soda at Ikea

Last Thing Written: A mean, nasty letter to the Homeowners Association manager

Last Key Used: Car key

Last Words Spoken: Moley, NO! Why did you do that?! BAD! No!

Last Sleep: Last night.

Last Ice Cream Eaten: Haagen Daz Orange Sorbet

Last Chair Sat In: kitchen where my laptop is

Last Webpage Visited: friendster.

Bully Sticks

Once, at a Brentwood pet shop while I was buying Lulu's first collar, a Bully Stick display at the counter prompted me to purchase one for each of the pups for the car ride home. Little did I know, that quick impulse buy turned into one of the greatest discoveries I've ever made. These things keep the dogs busy for a long time. They are made with 100% beef and are recommended treats for them... but they can get pretty pricey in the pet stores.

So tonight I decided to look them up on eBay. ..

No one told me they were Bull Penises! They are 100% naturally preserved, low-fat, non-additive penises that are freeze dried. Then that got me thinking... they come in 3", 6", 12", and even 36".... hmmmmm....

They even come in a braided variety... what kind of pansy-ass bulls... ???

And I read that the "premium" bully sticks come from virgin bulls. How would they KNOW!?