The ironic prequel to this story is a conversation I had with Elaine last weekend while we were shopping. She had mentioned to me that she completely cut red meat out of her diet and I thought to myself... that's not too hard and has so many benefits, I should try it. I thought, I don't eat a whole lot of steak or beef anyway!~
Well, without realizing it, I ate beef 2 out of my 4 meals this weekend. I had a Sourdough Jack for lunch on Saturday, Menchi Katsu Curry @ Curry House for dinner. It's a good thing I caught myself today -- so at dimsum I ordered the Shrimp Rice Noodle instead of the beef, and at Fatburger I had a turkey burger for dinner instead of the regular beef burger.
Which brings me to my next point... I went to the ghetto-est Fatburger ever today. Well, to be fair it was NOT the most ghetto, that would be the one in the Valley that is so old, they still serve chicken wings. THIS Fatburger was probably the only one I've been to where I feared for my life while waiting for my food. First of all, the cashier and the cooks were so slow, I thought for sure someone was going to bust out a gun and start a brawl out of hunger. Secondly, I noticed that Steve and I were probably the skinniest people in the entire restaurant. I mean, the restaurant was packed with maybe 30 patrons, and except for a table of skinny teenagers, everyone else was 200+ pounds. I'm guessing they were all regulars.
By the way, I thought I was being so healthy by following up my afternoon run with a turkey burger instead of a beef burger... turns out my turkey burger (with fried egg and cheese) weighed in at a little over 700 calories. I don't even want to know what my meal came out to with the order of skinny fries, loads of ketchup and non-diet root beer. Waahhhhh. :(
And my last beefy story is to comment on the largest
beef recall in the history of the cow. 135 million pounds of beef recalled from one Chino meatpacking plant. Good lord! Based on a quick Google search, the average steer is 1,500 pounds and actually only yields 568 pounds of retail meat. 135 million pounds of beef = 237,676 cows. That is almost 240,000 immobile cows that were not able to stand up on their own. What the!?